Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of check here the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a cage full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.